The last AM station

AM; it has a future or not?  I cannot make up my mind sometimes.  As some AM stations can and do make a profit, many others do not.  Truth be told, the engineering effort that goes into an AM directional antenna is becoming a black science.  And some people may say, “oh, but that gives you job security,” but that is not usually how it works.  Instead of paying somebody more money (or any money) to maintain something, the business philosophy these days seems to be to chuck the baby out with the bath water.  Because after all, if not AM then FM right?  Yes, of course!  Except, the very thing that happened to AM is happening to FM too.  Increasing noise floors, jamming signals into every possible nook of the frequency spectrum, no thought toward technical facilities and infrastructure, and horrible, horrible programming will result has resulted in the decline of listening for FM too.  Mark my words and the date; FM broadcasting will suffer the same fate as AM if current trends continue.

Guy wires in trees
Guy wires in trees

How will it end?  I would hazard with more of a whimper than a bang.  I imagine something like this:

One day, in the not very distant future, at an AM station somewhere, the transmitter faults and goes off the air. Chip, the computer guy, goes in the back room, moves a bunch of cleaning supplies, cases toilet paper, a garbage can and the remote gear out of the way so he can reach the ON button on that box the old guy told him about. The big box makes some clunking noises and comes on for a second, but then the fault light called “VSWR” or something comes on and the transmitter shut off again.

Chip, the computer guy, remembering what the old guy said about that big tall thing behind the building, pushes the back door open.  What used to be a field is now completely overgrown with weeds, brush, and trees. He follows the pipe from the back of the building, through the prickers until he comes to an old fence, which is falling down. He pushes on the locked gate and it falls off the hinges. Inside the fence, there is a rusty tower and a white box. Finding the box unlocked, he opens it and sees a baffling array of metal coils, copper tubes, and black round things. He sees that one of the black round things is cracked in half and black goop is coming out of it. The computer guy takes a picture with his cellphone and emails it to the market manager/vice president of sales.

A few minutes later, the the market manager calls back and Chip tries to explain what is going on, stating the the transmitter went off and the black thing in the box by the tower looks broken.  The market manager/vice president of sales asks “Has anyone called and complained?”  Chip says no, not that he is aware of.  The market manager says, “Eh, fuck it leave it off.”

The end.

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7 thoughts on “The last AM station”

  1. That story would be funny, were it not true. I lost a three year client this year because she found someone who could work on her 13 year old Nextgen system cheaper than I. Not a thought given to the four transmitter sites. A week later, one of the stations goes off, and stays off, for over 10 hours. The excuse I heard was that nobody knew WHERE the transmitter was!

  2. Sad to say, this scenario has already played out in many places. The story might continue with a bean counter at the large out-of-town group owner determining that the real estate value of the several acres upon which the tower sits exceeds the projected cash flow for the next years. He directs the market manager to sell the property and corporate will donate the license to the local Widows and Orphans Home. Chip is directed to buy another streaming server.

  3. Only in America will an idiot like Chip and his sub-moronic boss get away with killing amplitude modulation but in the real world, the developing world, AM/FM/LW/SW will still be in the cards because people live too far away from cities or in slums where the Internet is a luxury.

  4. Longwave broadcasting is basically dead. As far as SW, The US international broadcaster VOA sees SW as a legacy medium as do many other countries broadcasters. The VOA and other BBG organizations have basically refocused their remaining SW on Africa and Oceania. The Russians still use some domestic shortwave because of their vast geography. In a world where even Pashtun tribesmen listen to local FM stations, and much of the developing world has access to direct-to-home satellite, the future does not seem bright for AM and broadcasting under about 76 MHZ.

  5. Aren’t newspapers supposed to be dead already? They have been ‘your grandfather’s media’ for at least three generations now. Yet there it is on my doorstep daily at 4, albeit in much smaller form than during the glory days.
    So it will probably be with AM radio. Plenty will be shut off, some will survive and do well.

  6. A wise man once said “If you program it with something people want, they will tune in”.

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