Migrating the existing AM stations to former TV channels 5 and 6

This is one of the possibilities that has been bantered about as a solution for the “AM problem.” The theory goes as such; former TV channels 5 and 6 (76 – 88 MHz), which are not suitable for DTV would be an ideal place for the existing AM stations to move.  That represents a 12 MHz chunk of spectrum, which is much more than the current 1.16 MHz spectrum the current AM broadcasting service takes up (.54 to 1.7 Mhz).  An added benefit is that the VHF spectrum does not have the skywave “problem” that the MF spectrum does, thus many more stations could be licensed to the service.  Everyone would benefit, and AM stations would get a new lease on life in the FM band.  The number of stations would increase by several fold, including LPFM, non-commercial, and translators.  AM stations would no longer be burdened with expensive directional arrays or substandard audio quality.

It seems almost too good to be true…

The FCC reportedly promised “take a hard look” at this idea back in 2008.  Four years later, one wonders what has become of it.

A quick search of the existing TV stations licensed to channels 5 and 6 reveals the flaw in this theory.  The FCC has re-licensed many full powered and Low Powered DTV stations to channels 5 and 6 since 2008.

List of full power channel 5 stations:

Call SignServiceStatusCityStateFac IDERP (kw)HAAT (m)Licensee
WOI-DTDTLICAMESIA866113.9566CAPITAL COMMUNICATIONS COMPANY, INC.
WGVKDTLICKALAMAZOOMI2478310169GRAND VALLEY STATE UNIVERSITY
WBKPDTLICCALUMETMI760016.4301LAKE SUPERIOR COMMUNITY BROADCASTING CORPORATION
KXLF-TVDTLICBUTTEMT3595910588KXLF COMMUNICATIONS, INC.
KXGN-TVDTLICGLENDIVEMT242871152.4GLENDIVE BROADCASTING CORP.
KHAS-TVDTLICHASTINGSNE4800345217HOAK MEDIA OF NEBRASKA LICENSE, LLC
WLMBDTLICTOLEDOOH1707610155DOMINION BROADCASTING, INC.
KOBIDTLICMEDFORDOR82606.35823CALIFORNIA OREGON BROADCASTING, INC.
KIVV-TVDTLICLEADSD343489.2561KEVN, INC.
WTVFDTLICNASHVILLETN3650422425NEWSCHANNEL 5 NETWORK, LLC
WMC-TVDTLICMEMPHISTN1918434.5308WMC LICENSE SUBSIDIARY, LLC
KCWXDTLICFREDERICKSBURGTX2431623.7412CORRIDOR TELEVISION, L.L.P.
WCYB-TVDTLICBRISTOLVA245529.9743BLUESTONE LICENSE HOLDINGS INC.
WDTVDTLICWESTONWV7059210240WITHERS BROADCASTING COMPANY OF WEST VIRGINIA
WIWNDTLICFOND DU LACWI605719338WWAZ LICENSE, LLC

List of Low Power Channel 5 stations (analog):

Call SignServiceStatusCityStateFac IDERP (kw)HAAT (m)Licensee
KSCT-LPTXLICSITKAAK153480.0490DAN ETULAIN
K05KFTXLICDILLINGHAMAK7920.160ALASKA CORP OF SEVENTH DAY ADVENTIST
KRDN-LPTXLICREDDINGCA1271790.60KM COMMUNICATIONS, INC.
W05COTXLICSARASOTAFL6699530THREE ANGELS BROADCASTING NETWORK, INC.
W05CJTXLICKEY WESTFL1256420.590JAMES J. CHLADEK
DKHHB-LPTXLICHILOHI12623330KHHB, LLC
WIKY-LPTXLICEVANSVILLE, ETC.IN610360.140ROBERTS BROADCASTING COMPANY OF EVANSVILLE, IN, LLC
K05IVTXLICPARK RAPIDSMN553740.0190RED RIVER BROADCAST CO., LLC
W05BVTXLICSTARKVILLEMS216340.0660FIRST UNITED METHODIST CHURCH
K05LUTXLICJEFFERSON CITYMO1285200.110HISPANIC CHRISTIAN COMMUNITY NETWORK, INC.
K05LYTXLICMOBERLYMO1285600.10HISPANIC CHRISTIAN COMMUNITY NETWORK, INC.
KSXC-LPTXLICSOUTH SIOUX CITYNE12801230VENTURE TECHNOLOGIES GROUP, LLC
K05KYTXLICLINCOLN CITYOR1291902.250MICHAEL MATTSON
K05KXTXLICTILLAMOOKOR1291940.650MICHAEL MATTSON
KRCW-LPTXLICPORTLANDOR351512.70TRIBUNE BROADCAST HOLDINGS, INC., DEBTOR-IN-POSSESSION
K05LETXLICASTORIAOR1291612.50MICHAEL MATTSON
KJIB-LPTXLICCLEAR LAKE CITYTX211840.1030FAR EASTERN TELECASTERS
KLUF-LPTXLICLUFKINTX289370.0940INTERNATIONAL BROADCASTING NETWORK
K05EFTXLICBRADY, ETC.TX100430.0680FOSTER CHARITABLE FOUNDATION, INC.
KTXF-LPTXLICABILENETX1308400.6650KM COMMUNICATIONS, INC.

List of Low Power Channel 5 stations (digital)

Call SignServiceStatusCityStateFac IDERP (kw)HAAT (m)Licensee
K05FW-DLDLICGIRDWOODAK7960.0610ALASKA PUBLIC TELECOMMUNICATIONS, INC.
K05ET-DLDLICLIKELYCA82400.250CALIFORNIA OREGON BROADCASTING, INC.
K05CR-DLDLICHAYFORKCA681120.0070TRINITY COUNTY OFFICE OF EDUCATION
K05CF-DLDLICWEAVERVILLECA713810.0150WEAVERVILLE TRANSLATOR CO., INC.
K05FR-DLDLICCROWLEY LAKECA435120.060MONO COUNTY SERVICE AREA NO. 1
K05DQ-DLDLICBURNEY, ETC.CA83140.0450BLUESTONE LICENSE HOLDINGS INC.
K05LI-DLDLICWEBER CANYONCO1308820.00230SOUTHWEST COLORADO TV TRANSLATOR ASSOCIATION
K05GA-DLDLICDOLORESCO614700.00520SOUTHWEST COLORADO TV TRANSLATOR ASSOCIATION
K05JW-DLDLICISMAY CANYONCO614490.00240SOUTHWEST COLORADO TV TRANSLATOR ASSOCIATION
K05MD-DLDLICCRIPPLE CREEK, ETC.CO1678091.50TUCK PROPERTIES, INC. C/O LEE PELTZMAN
WRUF-LDLDLICGAINESVILLEFL42000.30BOARD OF TRUSTEES, UNIVERSITY OF FLORIDA
K05GL-DLDLICCOOLINID535160.0130PRIEST LAKE TRANSLATOR DISTRICT
K05EY-DLDLICTERRACE LAKESID231500.0650GARDEN VALLEY TRANSLATOR DISTRICT
K05BE-DLDLICLEHMI, ETCID587080.0130SALMON TV TRANSLATOR DISTRICT
W05DD-DLDLICST. FRANCISME396520.0970MAINE PUBLIC BROADCASTING CORPORATION
K05GM-DLDLICPLAINS-PARADISEMT527800.0170PLAINS-PARADISE TV DISTRICT
K05AH-DLDLICHOT SPRINGSMT276850.0050HOT SPRINGS TV DISTRICT
K05ML-DLDLICSULAMT1815780.0060SULA TV DISTRICT
K05IZ-DLDLICHINSDALEMT272590.00340HINSDALE TV CLUB
K05MW-DLDLICFERNDALEMT1825480.0240SWAN HILL TV DIST
K05FC-DLDLICLAKE MCDONALDMT167540.0050CANYON TV
K05KK-DLDLICPOPLARMT530120.0370POPLAR TV DISTRICT
K05JU-DLDLICELKONV194010.10ELKO TELEVISION DISTRICT
K05AF-DLDLICMINA/LUNINGNV427020.070MINERAL TELEVISION DISTRICT #1
W05AR-DLDLICBRYSON CITY, ETC.NC538960.0890WYFF HEARST TELEVISION INC.
WTVFLDLICNASHVILLETN3650430NEWSCHANNEL 5 NETWORK, LLC
K05AR-DLDLICROCKVILLEUT709620.0310BONNEVILLE INTERNATIONAL CORPORATION
W05AW-DLDLICCHRISTIANSTEDVI702860.30VIRGIN ISLANDS PUBLIC TV SYSTEM
W05AA-DLDLICROANOKEVA739890.0970WSET, INCORPORATED
K05MU-DLDLICLEAVENWORTHWA1875400.010LEAVENWORTH NON-PROFIT TV ASSOCIATION
KCEM-LDLDLICCHELAN BUTTEWA644550.0030APPLE VALLEY TV ASSOCIATION, INC

List of full power Channel 6 stations:

Call SignServiceStatusCityStateFac IDERP (kw)HAAT (m)Licensee
WUOADTLICTUSCALOOSAAL7749626395THE BOARD OF TRUSTEES OF THE UNIVERSITY OF AlABAMA
WEDYDTLICNEW HAVENCT135950.488CONNECTICUT PUBLIC BROADCASTING, INC.
WCES-TVDTLICWRENSGA239377.9429.4GEORGIA PUBLIC TELECOMMUNICATIONS COMMISSION
WABW-TVDTLICPELHAMGA2391710.5378.9GEORGIA PUBLIC TELECOMMUNICATIONS COMMISSION
KBSD-DTDTLICENSIGNKS6641431216.8SUNFLOWER BROADCASTING, INC.
KTVM-TVDTLICBUTTEMT1806619.2591.3BLUESTONE LICENSE HOLDINGS INC.
KWNB-TVDTLICHAYES CENTERNE2116211.9221PAPPAS TELECASTING OF CENTRAL NEBRASKA, L.P.
WRGBDTLICSCHENECTADYNY7394230.2392WRGB LICENSEE, LLC
WPVI-TVDTLICPHILADELPHIAPA861634330ABC, INC.

List of  Low Power Channel 6 stations (analog):

Call SignServiceStatusCityStateFac IDERP (kw)HAAT (m)Licensee
K06LGTXLICCHUATHBALUKAK628270.0520STATE OF ALASKA
K06LPTXLICCIRCLE HOT SPRINGSAK625290.5480STATE OF ALASKA
KNIK-LPTXLICANCHORAGEAK214920.920FIREWEED COMMUNICATIONS LLC
K06MFTXLICKENAI, ETC.AK214901.440FIREWEED COMMUNICATIONS LLC
W06BHTXLICPHENIX CITY, ETC.AL252070.060GREENE COMMUNICATIONS, INC.
KNJO-LPTXLICHOLBROOKAZ1311620.4750KM COMMUNICATIONS, INC.
KVFA-LPTXLICYUMAAZ1311440.050KM COMMUNICATIONS, INC.
K06MUTXLICBIG BEAR LAKECA6314910BEAR VALLEY BROADCASTING, INC.
KNNN-LPTXLICREDDINGCA1292491.50VENTURE TECHNOLOGIES GROUP, LLC
KLOA-LPTXLICINYOKERN, ETC.CA2858330ROBERT D. ADELMAN
KCIO-LPTXLICVICTORVILLECA115290.990OBIDIA PORRAS
KRPE-LPTXLICBANNINGCA1296510.9990VENTURE TECHNOLOGIES GROUP, LLC
KUHD-LPTXLICVENTURACA679630.9990OBIDIA PORRAS
KBKF-LPTXLICSAN JOSECA1278820.60VENTURE TECHNOLOGIES GROUP, LLC
KEFM-LPTXLICSACRAMENTOCA12799630VENTURE TECHNOLOGIES GROUP, LLC
KXDP-LPTXLICDENVERCO6755230SYNCOM MEDIA GROUP, INC.
WHDY-LPTXLICPANAMA CITYFL13006310CONFESORA PERALTA
WEYS-LPTXLICMIAMIFL603530ALMAVISION HISPANIC NETWORK
WDDA-LPTXLICDALTONGA1311272.50WORD OF GOD FELLOWSHIP, INC.
KESU-LPTXLICHANAMAULUHI13100530CHANG BROADCASTING HAWAII, LLC
WKQX-LPTXLICCHICAGOIL12823930WLFM, LLC
W06BDTXLICPRINCETONIN492430.0140NORTH GIBSON SCHOOL CORPORATION
WDCO-LPTXLICSALISBURYMD13043910SIGNAL ABOVE LLC
WJMF-LPTXLICJACKSONMS2625320KID’S TELEVISION, LLC
KGHD-LPTXLICLAS VEGASNV13002730OBIDIA PORRAS
WMYH-LPTXLICELMIRANY1258190.250VISION COMMUNICATIONS, LLC
WXXW-LPTXLICBINGHAMTONNY1292240.0160JOHNSON BROADCASTING COMPANY, INC.
WNYZ-LPTXLICNEW YORKNY5604330ISLAND BROADCASTING LLC
WMBO-LPTXLICWESTVALENY143190.30METRO TV, INC.
WNNY-LPTXLICAUBURNNY413641.450RENARD COMMUNICATIONS CORP.
WMTO-LPTXLICWANCHESENC1278020.60RAY H. LIVESAY
WLFM-LPTXLICCLEVELANDOH669930VENTURE TECHNOLOGIES GROUP, LLC
K06NITXLICTHE DALLESOR1291530.250MICHAEL MATTSON
WRTN-LPTXLICALEXANDRIATN12585820RICHARD C & LISA A. GOETZ
WPGF-LPTXLICMEMPHISTN2384830GEORGE S. FLINN, JR.
KRGT-LPTXLICRIO GRANDE CITYTX579990.040CTV BROADCASTING, LLC
KFMP-LPTXLICLUBBOCKTX12973430VENTURE TECHNOLOGIES GROUP, LLC
KXIT-LPTXLICAMARILLOTX13008930GEORGE CHAMBERS
KBFW-LPTXLICARLINGTONTX12788730GERALD BENAVIDES
KZFW-LPTXLICDALLASTX531630DFW BROADCASTING, INC.
K06PBTXLICUVALDETX673030.990SUPER RADIO, INC.
WDCN-LPTXLICFAIRFAXVA2045030SIGNAL ABOVE LLC
K06OATXLICEAU CLAIREWI1291390.90MARCIA T. TURNER D/B/A TURNER ENTERPRISES

List of Low Power Channel 6 stations  (digital):

Call SignServiceStatusCityStateFac IDERP (kw)HAAT (m)Licensee
K06OR-DLDLICSEWARDAK1688660.30SEWARD MEDIA PARTNERS, LLC
K06AE-DLDLICPRESCOTTAZ352740.50MULTIMEDIA HOLDINGS CORPORATION
K06HN-DLDLICGUNNISONCO256110.060GUNNISON COUNTY METROPOLITAN RECREATION DISCRICT
K06HU-DLDLICASPENCO567040.0060PITKIN COUNTY TRANSLATOR DEPARTMENT
K06GW-DLDLICNEW CASTLECO231590.0050ROCKY MOUNTAIN PUBLIC BROADCASTING NETWORK, INC
K06NT-DLDLICDOLORESCO1308810.00520SOUTHWEST COLORADO TV TRANSLATOR ASSOCIATION
K06NG-DLDLICSARGENTSCO1269290.050GUNNISON COUNTY METROPOLITAN RECREATION DISCRICT
W06AY-DLDLICLEBANONKY704980.30GARY WHITE
K06FE-DLDLICMILES CITYMT357260.10MMM LICENSE II LLC
K06AA-DLDLICBROADUSMT531670.0880POWDER RIVER T.V. BOARD
K06AV-DLDLICWOLF POINTMT733760.0190WOLF POINT TV DISTRICT
K06NV-DLDLICWHITE SULPHUR SPRINGSMT217100.060MEAGHER COUNTY TELEVISION DISTRICT
K06JC-DLDLICCHADRONNE479770.0660NEBRASKA EDUCATIONAL TELECOMMUNICATIONS COMMISSION
K06KR-DLDLICCRAWFORDNE479910.0280NEBRASKA EDUCATIONAL TELECOMMUNICATIONS COMMISSION
K06PG-DLDLICLAUGHLINNV116870.30CLARK COUNTY SCHOOL DISTRICT
K06KQ-DLDLICMANHATTANNV141260.020COUNTY OF NYE
K06MK-DLDLICELKONV193800.10ELKO TELEVISION DISTRICT
K06HT-DLDLICELYNV591290.0530WHITE PINE TELEVISION DISTRICT # 1
K06NY-DLDLICRYNDONNV1287500.0620ELKO TELEVISION DISTRICT
W06AJ-DLDLICFRANKLIN, ETC.NC538840.1930WYFF HEARST TELEVISION INC.
K06NS-DLDLICCHILOQUINOR82680.1930CALIFORNIA OREGON BROADCASTING, INC.
K06PM-DLDLICBEAUMONTTX1288360.30ROGER MILLS
K06JA-DLDLICCEDAR CANYONUT97120.0150CEDAR CANYON TV

Looking through this data, particularly the digital licenses which were granted since 2009, one an only assume that the FCC has, by de facto, nixed this idea if it ever considered it at all.

AM Radio Improvement Plan

There has been lots of hand wringing and ink spilled regarding the sorry state of affairs in the senior service. AM is plagued with problems; interference, poor bandwidth, etc. To that end, the NAB has launched studies and initiatives and hired all sorts of pricey consultants to consult with. Here is my own AM improvement plan and it is rather simple:

  1. Clean up the transmitter site.
  2. Get rid of AM HD radio.
  3. Variable IF bandwidth receivers.
  4. Improve Programming.

How many of us have seen AM transmitter site dumps? Deferred maintenance, malfunctioning directional arrays, trees growing up on the ground system, flooded buildings and ATU’s,  rusty towers, transmitters not a full power, ground system deteriorated or missing all together, just to list a few problems.  Many AM transmitter sites are technical disasters.  Think that these things have no bearing on the AM station’s signal?  Think again.

differed maintenance, AM transmitter site
Differed maintenance, AM transmitter site (there is a tower in there somewhere)

Trees growing around the tower base can attenuate the signal by 30%.  A comment from a well known engineering firm:

…Recently XXX field engineers had occasion to measure an AM station at XXXX kHz before and after removing vegetation in the vicinity. The station had a quarter-wave tower. The base area had grown up in brush and hardwood trees to a height of perhaps 30 feet (9m) and this extended from near the base across the entire ground system. After clearing (cutting, no ground system disturbance), the signal measured at some 16 locations on four radials went up a uniform amount of about 15% or 1.2 DB. That’s about a 30% increase in radiated power…

That is an inexpensive power boost and they didn’t even have to file with the FCC! A 1 – 2 dB power gain is pretty nice and can mean the difference between a listenable signal and static.  How many times have I heard the lament that AM band is full of noise and not listenable.  Certainly, there are major challenges in the urban listening environment.  Putting forth a better signal will overcome some of this electrical noise.

There is a reason why engineering standards were developed for the physical plant; they work.

There is no cure for the noise that AM HD Radio puts out into the adjacent channels.  This self interference benefits none, not even the station transmitting AM HD Radio.  This dubious technology has proved itself a non-starter and should be discontinued.  For smaller station owners, the cost of implementing AM HD Radio is prohibitive.  Licensing of a proprietary modulation scheme, new transmitting equipment, specialized exciters plus any needed bandwidth improvements to AM antenna arrays can easily exceed $100,000.00.  Unfortunately, it is often the small AM radio operators that are making a good showing, and serving their community of license and making money.  These are the very stations that are hurt the most by adjacent channel AM HD Radio interference.

Receiver design over the last twenty to thirty years has been the greater issue with perceived low AM broadcast quality.  AM receivers have an average bandwidth of just 3-4 KHz, which is slightly better than telephone quality.  AM broadcasting has gotten a bad wrap because of this and there are many comments about how AM is “inferior quality” to FM.  With a quality older receiver, AM can sound very good.  Of course, the receiver manufactures all point adjacent channel interference as their rational for reducing IF bandwidth.  Why not leave it in the hands of the user? The GE Superradio had this feature with a “wide” and “narrow” setting for AM reception.  They worked remarkably well.   A receiver could also be designed to automatically increase IF bandwidth at higher received signal strengths.

Finally, as the saying goes; Garbage in, Garbage out (GIGO).  This holds true for many things including radio programming.  Expecting that mediocre satellite syndicated news talk will garner great ratings and huge revenues is silly.  For years and years, station owners have put minimal effort into AM radio and expected big returns.  It is not working.  AM stations that go against that trend; those with unique formats (Gasp! Music, on AM?), local content, and community oriented programming can and do succeed.  They are fighting an up hill battle in both directions.  With all of the business pressures from larger broadcast groups, interference issues and negative viewpoint on the viability of the AM band, one wonders how long they can last.

Hums no more

My first job as Chief Engineer was at WPTR and WFLY in 1991. I was young and it was a learning experience. The WPTR transmitter was a Harris MW50A, which reliably went off the air every six months. The transmission lines going out to the towers had fallen off of their wooden support posts, trees were growing up in the antenna field, and sample lines were going bad. In short, it was a mess.  Even so, the station was well-known and well-liked in the community. One could still see echoes of greatness that once was.

When Crawford Broadcasting purchased the station in 1996, they put much money and effort into renovating the facility.  Replacing the Harris transmitter with a solid state Nautel, replacing the phasor and transmission lines, cutting the trees from the field, painting the towers, renovating the old transmitter building into a new studio facility, and finally removing the old Butler building that formerly housed the “Gold Studios.”

Then the depression of 2008-20?? hit.  Once again, the place has fallen on hard times.  WDCD-AM has been silent since last April.  The cost of running the 50 KW AM transmitter being too much to bear in the current economy.  Formatically, the station drifted around for several years.  According to the STA to go silent:

WDCD WILL SUSPEND OPERATIONS FOR A PERIOD DURING WHICH IT WILL DEVELOP AND PREPARE TO DEPLOY A NEW PROGRAM FORMAT AND REPOSITION ITS VOICE AND IDENTITY IN THE COMMUNITY.

They may need to do something slightly non-religious to survive.

While we were waiting for the utility company to turn the electricity back on after yesterday’s fire, I took a short walk around the WDCD-AM site and took some pictures.  The transmitter disconnect thrown,  fuses are pulled,  it is kind of sad to see the Nautel XL-60 dark:

Nautel XL-60 AM transmitter.  WDCD Albany, NY
Nautel XL-60 AM transmitter. WDCD Albany, NY

I apologize greatly for the blurry picture, it was taken with my cellphone camera, my good camera being back at home on my desk.  Radio stations, when they are on the air, seem like they are alive.  Machinery hums, fans move air, meters move, and there is a sense of purpose.  Silent radio stations give me a sense of foreboding like something is terribly wrong.

WDCD three tower array, Albany, NY
WDCD three tower array, Albany, NY

View of the towers without Butler Building.  The towers are 340 feet tall, which is 206 electrical degrees on 1540 KHz.  The site was constructed like this to suppress skywave signals toward ZNS, Nassau, Bahamas.  ZNS is the only clear channel station allotted to the Bahamas by NARBA.  The other station WDCD is protecting is KXEL, Waterloo, IA.  During the 90’s, I received many QSL requests from Norway/Finland and even a few from South Africa.  I know that the station had a large following in most of New England.

WDCD tower base, tower three
WDCD tower base, tower one (furthest from building)

Tower one tower base.  This IDECO tower had to have the top 60 feet replaced after it was hit by an airplane in 1953.  The tower base also had to be replaced in the late 1980’s as it was crumbling and falling apart.  To do this, Northeast Towers used railroad jacks and jacked the entire tower up off of the base insulator.  They re-formed and poured a new base, carefully letting the tower back down on a new base insulator about a week later.

WDCD towers looking back toward the transmitter building
WDCD towers looking back toward the transmitter building

Antenna field looking back at the transmitter building.  If you work at radio transmitter sites, I encourage you to take pictures of all these things, as someday, they will all be gone.

WDCD bomb shelter
WDCD bomb shelter

The “bomb shelter” and 220 KW backup generator,  constructed by FEMA in 1968 as part of the BSEPP.  This used to have an emergency studio and enough diesel fuel for fourteen days of operation.  Now, the bomb shelter has a kitchen and bathrooms.  The underground storage tank no longer meets EPA standards and has been pumped out.

WDCD Onan generator
WDCD Onan generator

The Onan generator is conservatively rated at 220 KW, surge rating 275 KW.  These things were way over-constructed, so it is likely it would easily run 225 KW all day.  It has an inline six-cylinder engine with a massive flywheel.  When the engine is stopped, it takes about twenty seconds for the generator to stop turning.

Three phase service
Three phase service

National Grid, 3 pot, 480 volt, 3 phase service, original to the 1947 building.

I wonder if it will return.

Troubles at the Tower

3 tower AM directional array
3 tower AM directional array

Troubles at the AM tower; I don’t know why, it won’t switch power.
Over the phone I can tell, the program director’s day is not going very well.
Press the “day” button but there is no kerchunk, the directional coupler shows the load is junk.
Out into the big field, I go to find the problem quickly and fix it just so.
The wind is cold, the snow is deep, I think of the contract terms I must keep.
Reaching the tuning house, take out the keys, lock, do not be frozen, please.
Once inside, there I find, no big surprise, the mice have been a working this pre-sunrise.
A nest they have build in a most inconvenient place, in the back of the phasor wiring chase.
Oh, the wires they have chewed, the circuit’s destroyed, all for the lack of mousetraps deployed.
As I reach in to clean out the mess, the smell of mouse makes me gag, I confess.
The fuses are blown, the contactor is jammed, perhaps, if I am lucky, I can move it by hand.
A large screwdriver strategically employed, I pry up slowly, further damage to avoid.
The bar thunks up, the contacts engage, the transmitter is ready to apply amperage.
Call on the cell phone, tell them it’s fixed, stand back and watch the base current meter, transfixed.
Then; Up it goes! Wonderful radio frequency current flows!
I clean up, lock the door, lock the gate, carrying bad news the owner will hate.
The damage is grave, the repair bill is steep, if a good relationship with the FCC you desire to keep.
Business is off, the accounts are low, is this really necessary, he wants to know.
The terms of the license are your obligation to keep, getting caught out of tolerance will not be cheap.
Looking forlorn, the owner says in disgust, it is only the AM, but fix it if you must.
Happy as a lark, with a song in my heart, I dig though the manual and order the part.
Time to go home, eat breakfast, brush teeth, take a shower. I have another client to see before the noon hour.

40 amp RF contactor
40 amp RF contactor

Dedicated to all those who have been there, done that and the breed of RF men and broadcast engineers who are slowly fading away.